The Check

Seven people strode into a bank to deposit a check with seven zeros. But the bank teller told them that the check was invalid. Upset at this they asked why. The teller responded and told the seven that the bank could do nothing with a check made out to nothing. Seven zeros with nothing following it still equaled zero. And this is how I earned my first and last check with seven zeros attached to it. Sulking after reading what I have written here, I proceeded to tear up the worthless check. I had finally gotten my come-up’ins…[shakes fist needlessly] I should have never traded my piece of dead thing pie for that check… *sigh* I miss my pie already...