Hey folks...
It's been a long weekend and I thought I would just check in with you all to let you know what is going on in the life of Mikey...
[don't call me mikey...]
i do what I want...
- read (past tense, but if you wanna read it go for it) Harry Potter VI...
Boy oh boy let me tell ya, it was swell. It was quite different from the last five. This one attempted to get to the point and no bullshit. For 600 pages it was answer after answer. Everyone makes fun of me cause I wait two damn years for it to come out and then spluge it all in one entire day reading it. Well fuck off, I enjoy it this way. But I do have to say that after the next one I don't know what I am going to do. hmmmm I'll probably find a new author.
-Been applying like crazy to jobs in the DOI
That is the Department of the Interior for all you yancies out there. A lot of jobs are opening up in the winter time, and that just happens to be when I gad-juh-tate! Anyway, sending out my college transcripts for 15 bucks a pop is a pain in the ass. It better be worth it. It's cutting into my drinking money...
[whatchu talkin bout foo? You know you don't drink no moh!]
-juggling school and work
well UC is trying to screw me again. I had two of my classes canceled, again. One this summer and one in the fall. I had to scramble to find some more credits to qualify for graduating. Of course all the good shit was closed when I went back to hurry up and find shit. So now instead of having a relaxing last two quarters, I have to take 21 credit hours in the fall and only 9 in the summer. What's worse is 9 credits is not full time. I asked UC for my money back and they said no. WHAT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO! On top of that, they are going to charge me extra next quarter for taking a full schedule! WHAT! CAN YOU APPLY THE MONEY YOU OWE ME TOWARD THAT? NO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO? Bastards! I am telling you, there is a consperacy. Mother Fuckers are all out to get me. I don't mind the learning part of school, it's just the mother fuckers in charge that drive me crazy... I guess I just have a problem with authority. I guess I always will.
-Still writing
both for pleasure and for my damn class. On that note, my damn teacher is a fucking moron. I compare him to a high school coach teaching health or something. This pretty much means he is a fucking (adj not a verb) tool. Teachers, who waist class time by making students each read a paragraph outta the book and chapter we read the night before, should be shot.
-Finally, I am attempting to come up with a new method of getting annoying people to leave me alone (instead of lashing out or being a complete asshole)...
This new method involves crumpling up my face (or something similar) then just talking jibberish to them... I discovered this method while shaving in the morning. I found that I wanted to get the hell away from myself when I did it. It's gotta work! I can't wait to try it out tomorrow at work. You guys should give it a try too. But if I ever catch you doing it to me, I will just grab your lips and pull as hard as I can. You have been warned...
I'm not annoying...
[yes you are...]
Well, that's enough for now. I am off to bed and I am tired of sharin'...
(It's my line mother fucker... quit making a squishy face at me... oh god damnit!)
Peace out peoples,
-sib-
It's been a long weekend and I thought I would just check in with you all to let you know what is going on in the life of Mikey...
[don't call me mikey...]
i do what I want...
- read (past tense, but if you wanna read it go for it) Harry Potter VI...
Boy oh boy let me tell ya, it was swell. It was quite different from the last five. This one attempted to get to the point and no bullshit. For 600 pages it was answer after answer. Everyone makes fun of me cause I wait two damn years for it to come out and then spluge it all in one entire day reading it. Well fuck off, I enjoy it this way. But I do have to say that after the next one I don't know what I am going to do. hmmmm I'll probably find a new author.
-Been applying like crazy to jobs in the DOI
That is the Department of the Interior for all you yancies out there. A lot of jobs are opening up in the winter time, and that just happens to be when I gad-juh-tate! Anyway, sending out my college transcripts for 15 bucks a pop is a pain in the ass. It better be worth it. It's cutting into my drinking money...
[whatchu talkin bout foo? You know you don't drink no moh!]
-juggling school and work
well UC is trying to screw me again. I had two of my classes canceled, again. One this summer and one in the fall. I had to scramble to find some more credits to qualify for graduating. Of course all the good shit was closed when I went back to hurry up and find shit. So now instead of having a relaxing last two quarters, I have to take 21 credit hours in the fall and only 9 in the summer. What's worse is 9 credits is not full time. I asked UC for my money back and they said no. WHAT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO! On top of that, they are going to charge me extra next quarter for taking a full schedule! WHAT! CAN YOU APPLY THE MONEY YOU OWE ME TOWARD THAT? NO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO? Bastards! I am telling you, there is a consperacy. Mother Fuckers are all out to get me. I don't mind the learning part of school, it's just the mother fuckers in charge that drive me crazy... I guess I just have a problem with authority. I guess I always will.
-Still writing
both for pleasure and for my damn class. On that note, my damn teacher is a fucking moron. I compare him to a high school coach teaching health or something. This pretty much means he is a fucking (adj not a verb) tool. Teachers, who waist class time by making students each read a paragraph outta the book and chapter we read the night before, should be shot.
-Finally, I am attempting to come up with a new method of getting annoying people to leave me alone (instead of lashing out or being a complete asshole)...
This new method involves crumpling up my face (or something similar) then just talking jibberish to them... I discovered this method while shaving in the morning. I found that I wanted to get the hell away from myself when I did it. It's gotta work! I can't wait to try it out tomorrow at work. You guys should give it a try too. But if I ever catch you doing it to me, I will just grab your lips and pull as hard as I can. You have been warned...
I'm not annoying...
[yes you are...]
Well, that's enough for now. I am off to bed and I am tired of sharin'...
(It's my line mother fucker... quit making a squishy face at me... oh god damnit!)
Peace out peoples,
-sib-
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