Just how crazy am I?
Well, you and I know I am perfectly sane... yet, it is always fun to check and see what the internet "docs" think...
they sure do have me pegged in the explinations of the deseases... too bad most contradict themselves... Well, I guess they're just going to have to go and name a new mental illness after my namesake or something...
-sib-
they sure do have me pegged in the explinations of the deseases... too bad most contradict themselves... Well, I guess they're just going to have to go and name a new mental illness after my namesake or something...
-sib-
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid Personality Disorder: | Very High |
| Schizoid Personality Disorder: | Low |
| Schizotypal Personality Disorder: | Very High |
| Antisocial Personality Disorder: | High |
| Borderline Personality Disorder: | Very High |
| Histrionic Personality Disorder: | Very High |
| Narcissistic Personality Disorder: | Very High |
| Avoidant Personality Disorder: | Low |
| Dependent Personality Disorder: | Low |
| Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder: | High |
-- Take the Personality Disorder Test -- -- Personality Disorder Info -- | |
the Omnipotent... Everybody loves SuperInsignificantBoy wrote this at 1:30 AM
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WOW! I wanna play...
YEEAH! I done well. Although I am dissapointed only to be considered moderately anti-social. And Punk Boy is surprised that I only score "High" as opposed to "Very High" on narcissm...
Paranoid - V High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
That histrionic is a fun one... i've never heard of that one before yesterday
No...p'haps it means "hysterical". Which, of course, I am.
oh sure... you're funny...
funny looking! ha! okay that was horrible and I appologize... my internet doctor tells me I lash out at people cause I'm insecure...
Indeed I am funny looking.
But I like it.
ha ha ha ha.. so...er... does that mean my internet doctor was wrong? Jesus Christ... what the hell am I paying him for???
Urgh--what's that? I'm not paying him anything? Oh! Well, where is all my damn money been going to these days?
***!
[blush]
I don't do those kinds of things, you must be mistaken...
Y'know...that internet doctor...did you get his name? Jesus Christ, was it?
Well, he sees and knows EVERYTHING aparently - you can't lie to him...
Nah, it couldn't be Jesus... I don't have that much money to pay his bills... He's always like "it's free... it's free... come on in..." and then he'll turn around and charge you ten percent of you wealth... fucking sneaky bastard... not once but every sunday here after. No, I'll not go see him anymore... Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice... I'm fucking retarded...
Oddly enough, Jesus Christ was the name of a carpenter I knew too... He did much the same thing--urgh--that is back charge you an arm and a leg... And his work, oh god his work, let me just say that he was the worst carpenter I have ever seen. Once he made a two legged table... plus the fact he was union made things worse, much worse... Ever see a picture of Jesus Christ with a "plumber's crack?" No? Well, just pray you never do. It's awful. I'd never take a picture of that no matter how funny the image is...
No, can't say I have.
And neither do I want to...
oh good, cause that would be disgusting
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