Drunken Philosophies and Rantings: Um... couldn't have gotten it more wrong

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Um... couldn't have gotten it more wrong

My friend Joshua—that is pronounced (by me)—Josh-wah!… *cough* Er—Well, anyway, on his site, http://thepenitentmanwillpass.blogspot.com/, he did this internet thing that took his name and told him the meaning of it. Then it told him what his personality was like from his name. Now, his name and personality type fit well with what he is like, but when I did it. It spewed out this,

Michael
Like the Lord : Hebrew


Creative, versatile and imaginative you appreciate beauty in all forms. You have great inner strength and courage and have the ability to accept large responsibilities or challenging situations with patience and humility. Others admire these qualities and follow your lead. You are honest, discerning and self-disciplined and need to have a peaceful environment. Putting others before self your talents are used to make life better for everyone.


Um… The only part I think they got right was the “Like the” part. Oh, and possibly the creative and imaginative part too. But everything else can go right out the window. If you want to have a laugh or whatever, you can give it a try at “http://www.bostonuk.com/names/default.asp...”
-sib-

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Blogger miss v wrote...

hahahahahah - well mine's a load of bollocks.
It said: Abigail: Father rejoiced : Hebrew
You have great self-confidence and a charming personality which attracts many friends and admirers.
Your innate sense of personal power and ability to lead are ideally suited to positions of authority.
Being so versatile and seeing the big picture your ambitions are high and much is usually expected of you. With patience and tenacity you will certainly fulfill the great potential you have for success.

Self-confidence? Ambition? Ideally suited to positions of authority? Noooooo, that's not me...my evil twin, maybe, but not me...

September 25, 2005 10:33 AM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

That's what I thought too... my damn doppleganger is running around with these qualities not me

September 25, 2005 11:40 AM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

...Although I am a big fan of cloning basically for the following reasons:

- Cloning my cat means he will live forever and therefore be immortal

- Having clones of myself would be very amusing. I could keep a few as pets and send the rest out into the world to cause absolute chaos.
And then, of course, I would also be immortal. Which would be quite nice. No matter how hard they tried they could never eradicate the Abis........hahahahahahahahah
hahaahahahahahahahahahh

September 25, 2005 3:19 PM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

um, sorry to burst your bubble, but the cloning process does not clone life but only physical attributes...
I know you know this, but as the local asshole around here, it is my sworn duty to tread upon other's dreams... Personally, i don't tread I drag my feet while wearing soccer kleats...

September 25, 2005 4:57 PM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

Yeah - but that's just at the moment.
I'm sure I can get one of my scientist buddies to sort me a favour or two...
Don't think I'm a huge fan of treading, either. I skulk about, myself. Like a fuckin' panther. Yeah!

September 25, 2005 5:35 PM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

Richie means powerfull ruler... why do I find that hard to believe... oh unless you used richard... *snicker snicker*
um, just joking... dont hurt me, dick... ha ha ha hahahahahaha
but seriously... dont hurt me and here's your beer...

September 27, 2005 5:51 AM  

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