Well, I have already started off the quarter well. Right now, I am supposed to be in my dinosaur paleontology class, but I was running a tad bit late. Only five minutes, though, due to the lack of parking close to campus. When I got to class, the back door, the "late door," was locked and I didn't feel like making a scene by entering the first one where all that overcrowded amphitheater. So, I am sitting here in the geology library checking my email and posting this. Afterwards, I am going to see if I can't find the strat-column for the part of the Smokies that Goob and I climbed. If I find it, I'll make copies for everyone to see. It will be like show and tell from when we were all in kindergarten. Then I'll probably ditch philosophy as well (my professor is a dunder-head... he thinks that we are studying Socrates' writing...) and hang out with Goober on his free period. By the way, he just had his birthday yesterday--so, if you haven't told him so--go wish him a happy 24th will ya? Tired of sharin' and the strat-column is a-callin'...
Peace out peoples,
-sib-
Peace out peoples,
-sib-
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Well, what is it they say? "Start as you mean to go on"...
Do you get kicked off your course if you miss three classes in a row? 'Cos we do...
depends...
most of the time, attendence is not taken... and if it is taken, only in the English department do they care if you aren't in class at all... So, yes I have had some classes with the three and your out/fail rule, but most are lenient even if they do take attendence
Huh. Now that's a policy they should introduce over here...
make it your new mission
But I'm not a politician....if I were to have a new mission it would probably involve sending all the old (and boring) people to The Isle Of Man (in the middle of the Irish Sea) and then nuking the place...
that's not very nice...
well, that would probably be about most of the people in europe, the states, and asia I'm afraid... including myself... yet I resign--send the nuke on down *cringe* I'm ready for it...
...but I'm neither a politician or a control freak, so you should be ok...
oh thank god... I got a million things to do before I can be blown up by a tactical nuclear weapon... like fufilling my own plans of blowing shit up... ha ha FBI please don't red flag me, 'cause it was just a joke... just a joke guys... I have no intention of blowing anything up what so ever... Yikes
I think you talked your way out of it...now - whether they believed you or not is an entirely different matter...
I'll know soon enough when they bang down my front door with 10-60 guys in black suits taking my computer with them as they put me in a holding cell for questioning...
Hmmmmm...any sign yet?
unless they were disguised as a couple of girl scouts selling cookies... um... no.
but if it were those little girls... they'd better still give me my damn chocolate mint cookies!
Mmmmmmmm...cookies.....mmmm...
But chocolate MINT? What the heck is that about? Besides - if they're made by children they'll probably give you food poisoning...
chocolate mint is the fucking best!
I don't care if their made by hitler... give em to me any day
Well, I've never tried chocolate mint. I don't think we can get it over here...but chocolate orange is good...oh hell, all cookies are good, who am I kidding? Food! Yeah! Woo!
yes, i've had chocolate orange before... and it was also good... but it doesn't come close to chocolate mint... and you guys don't have it??? do you have mint-chocolate chip ice-cream??? 'cause they taste pretty much the same way...
Oh yeah - we have mint choc chip ice cream. And chocolate mints, come to think of it..but not in cookies. Nope...but I imagine they're pretty good. Not as good as chocolate orange, tho...but then not much is...
of course it is... don;t be silly
Ok...so name five things that are better than chocolate orange.
'Cos I can only think of fags (ooops - that's cigarettes to you Americans), sleeping, and...um...dying my hair. (And I really had to think about that...)
...Oh and getting tattooed.
(That feels fuckin' lush). Still - that's only four things that are better than chocolate orange...and you still gotta come up with five or I WIN.
five things better than chocolate orange...
well, mint chocolate chip is deffinately better... Actually I can think of loads of things better than chocolate orange...
1. finishing school
2. sex (these aren't in any order)
3. cigarette after a meal
4. ice cold beer/lemonade on a hot/humid day
5. snow days (all the sledding in laundry baskets while you're supposed to be in class)
6. b-b guns
7. mountain climbing
...
lot's of stuff
Ok...so I'll give you cigarettes and snow days but the rest?
NAH!!!!!
Chocolate orange is better than all of those...
you're crazy lady...
well, the score is still: me 7, you nil...
just cause it's my site and i designate the winner, which is oddly enough, always myself...
besides, though choco-oranges are good, they are not my favorite thing in the world...
so, in my opinion, the opinion that i regard above all others, there are many things greater than the simple candy...
but you know what they say about opinions... I think it goes, "Michael is an asshole..." or something like that...
but that's an all together different topic of discussion
Meanie.
meanie... yes, yes that will do
or you could go for the traditional "you're an asshole Michael..."
I wouldn't mind... i hear it everyday
hahaha - no, you win. Your blog; you win; that's fair enough.
But I win the sword fight, yeah?
well, that depends on if the swords are real or not...
real~yes, i concede
fake (aka blunt instrument)~you might tire of hitting me before i concede... ah who the hell am i kidding... no one would ever tire of hitting me...
Ok - so that's done - I win.
YAY!
Um...what exactly do I get as a prize?
What d'you mean there's no prize?I'm not bloody going to all that effort for nothing y'know!
Hey - HEY!
I WANT CHOCOLATE YOU BASTARDS.....
NEVER! This was my secret evil plan all along! I wasn't going to say anything till the time was right, but I think now will do nicely... I have created a machine, these many misspent nights alone and awake in my dungion, that will destroy all the chocolate in the world! Unless, satisfaction is made mine!
ha ha hamawahahaHAHAHA!
NNOOOONONONNONONONNONONONONO!
You are an evil, evil beast...but I guess that is music to your ears, right?
How I will survive without chocolate is inconceivable...I shall waste away and my heart will surely break from the lack of cocoa...
um, I guess you're safe for now...
i woke this morning to find my totally awsome, sophisticated machine is actually just my little brother in a cardboard box. THe box is decieving because it has all these fancy buttons and doo-dads on it... um drawn on by crayons...
I guess in my sleep deprived state I made a mistake. Though Daniel can eat a lot of chocolate, I hardly doubt he will be able to eat all the chocolate...
Well, thank fuck for that...I'm pretty sure I can polish off the rest of the world's supply myself...
maybe then, you should be place inside the machine... er...box
Oh, good idea.
Does it go six feet underground too? It does? Wow...the wonders of technology...hey! Who turned off the lights....hello?.....hello?...
no talking!
just eat your chocolate and be happy!
Mmm...chocolate...-grin-
yes yes chocolate, very good, now EAT!
Is it drugged?
it depends on if you are in the placebo sample or not...
don't bother asking...
I wont tell you...
well, yes...
of course I can be bribed...
why sure I'll take some chocolate...
[munch munch munch]
[gulp]
***!
ooooooohgrlgggrll*drool*
I don't feel so well...
...and at this point I shall attempt to make my escape...
yeah... you just try and escape from that card-board box...
mawahaHaHA!
[double take!]
WHAAAAAAH?
geez, I guess that really wasn't that tough was it?
Hmmm...you're going to have to try much harder...
will do
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