Drunken Philosophies and Rantings

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

I've been here before. I did not recognize it at first and I most certainly do not remember how I got here. Where I was, though much the same physically, locally, economically, is no longer where I am. All I know is that I recognize the same stale taste in the air and know that I have tasted it once before. Like the world in Stephen King novels, my world has moved on and I have yet to catch up to it. I looked down to my feet when I realized where I was and saw that my left foot was abeyant on one side and my right in the other. If my left does not catch up soon, I will probably pull a muscle.

This here is much like a shallow pool of stagnate water, eventually, if it never again opens, then even the bacteria die. Now that I recognize the place, I can make an effort to stir once again, or welcome the fate of sinking spoliated to the bottom of a putrefied hole.

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Anonymous Anonymous wrote...

Mmm...sounds like a great place! Do they take bookings?

January 25, 2006 5:24 PM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

Oh yes, it's wicked wacky alright...
No booking in advance, simply show up at the door, tell the bouncer the secret password (though if you don't know or remember it, you can always flash your boobs... Guy--that's his name--is somewhat of a deviant when it comes to female anatomy... but hell, what guy isn't these days?) and boom your in... though perhaps you might want to buy a map of the place at the gift shop before you enter... this place is really, really huge, and it is quite easy to lose oneself in here without one... there's no telling how long you may find yourself wondering around without a map to guide you to the exit...

January 26, 2006 2:27 AM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

Sounds great! -grin-
Now...where's the chocolate? I'm hungry...got to be a shop around here somewhere...

January 26, 2006 3:29 AM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

I don't think there is any chocolate here...
Like i said... this place is wicked wacky...

January 26, 2006 8:45 AM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

Ah. Well I know the password. It's "ketchup."

January 26, 2006 8:55 AM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

damn... either you're really clever or someone leaked the information...
which is it...

January 26, 2006 5:10 PM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

Oh I'm not saying...ner-ner-ner-ner-ner (pulls face)

January 26, 2006 5:19 PM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

I hear if you keep making faces, and someone slaps you really hard on the back, then your face will permanently stay that way forever...
[hard slap to the back]
Did it work???

January 27, 2006 3:12 PM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

No (sigh).
Harder, harder!

January 28, 2006 5:19 PM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

I'm tryin'... I'm tryin'...
Anything yet?
Perhaps you are not making a face that is queer enough for this urban legend to work...
try another face...

January 28, 2006 9:37 PM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

Er, no. Hahahahahah...

January 29, 2006 10:01 AM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

...you're not hitting me hard enough!
Come on, really wack me...

January 30, 2006 8:44 AM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

[cringe]
but...
um...
you're bleed--
okay...
[thwack!]
[cringe]
i keep forgetting that you are into pain...
um...
[thwack!]
Okay, I am getting a little uncomfortable...
[thwack!]
and my arm is starting to feel numb...
[thwack!]
anything yet?
'cause if not... I think this experiment doesn't work...
[thwack!]
oh! okay, I think that did something... your profile pic is staying the same way...
wait...
no...
it was like that before...
um...
i got nothin'--more

January 30, 2006 2:59 PM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

(sigh)
Wimp.

January 31, 2006 5:17 AM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

[scoff]
huh... whatever...
you're bleeding for christ's sake...
what the hell am I supposed to do... I know beating you to death would definately leave you with a permanant look upon your face... perhaps you're eyes would be crossed or ascew from the pounding to your head and your tongue felled to the side of your mouth with a pool of dried saliva mixed with your blood collect on your cheek which lay on the cold floor...
yes you'll have your damnable permanant face then... And I'll make sure you have an open casket and look like that as well...
tell me I'm a wimp...
[SMACK!]
tee hee...

January 31, 2006 5:32 AM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

Ha!
WIMP...

January 31, 2006 5:38 AM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

I'd sigh like grover or bert but you wouldn't know what that was like now would you...

January 31, 2006 3:05 PM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

Are you talking Sesame Street here?

January 31, 2006 4:19 PM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

oh jes...
how di' joo gess?

January 31, 2006 6:32 PM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

Well, even tho' I was banned from watching it as a small child (in case I learnt an American accent), I started watching it at about 14 or so...quite the thing 'round my way, y'know...

February 01, 2006 3:27 AM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

nope

February 01, 2006 3:12 PM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

Never mind.
Just hit me harder. Please. -sickly smile-

February 01, 2006 5:05 PM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

will do...

February 01, 2006 9:35 PM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

but you might want to see a psychiatrist about you and your secret fetishes of masochism over the internet with complete strangers...
-gluttonous smile-

February 01, 2006 9:37 PM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

What are you talking about?
I've known you since September!!!

February 02, 2006 7:59 AM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

Ha!
Touche'...

February 02, 2006 4:43 PM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

[SMASH!]
oh uh that was a wooden chair...
anything yet?
should we have some kind of safety word or something?
ha ha ha

hey my word verification was "fiesba..."
if that's not a fun word in spanish, it should be...

February 03, 2006 5:33 PM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

You know the word - it's ketchup.
Don't be afraid to really wack me...I'm a strong girl, y'know...
Hey, how come you get all the good word verifications? Mine are all complete gibberish....

February 04, 2006 5:06 AM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

Strong as you may be, if you're saying I am afraid of really hitting you hard, just after I broke a chair over your back, then there may be something wrong...
it's not the masochist part, but the lack of furniture around here...
I simply don't have enough chairs...
think I might buy some more...
either that or move on to something else...

February 04, 2006 11:54 AM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

I've got a bull whip....you could always use that -grin-

February 04, 2006 12:50 PM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

do you really?
grrrrrrrrawl...
I always wanted to be a dominatrix... 'cept they didn't have that major at my learning institution... Sorry to say the next best thing was a history major...
you know how kinky those professionals can get...

February 04, 2006 2:49 PM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

Of course. It was a birthday present from someone I used to go out with...
Handcuffs too...more than one set -grin-
Clearly you should have taken biology for dominatrix studies, surely?

February 04, 2006 2:52 PM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

Ah, like I said before... there was no such study at my college...
if there was, for sure I would have signed right up...
Perhaps you're thinking then that I should have gone to another college, but alas, I could not, as it was the only one I could afford on my allowance...
Anyway, where were we?
*whiplass! whiplass!*
OW! Goddamnit! it backfired and smacked me in the eye!
Mother of Pearl! Jesus that really hurts...
Now I wish I had taken those classes...

February 04, 2006 4:31 PM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

okay, this whipping thing has started to get a little old already.... perhaps you should break out some of the other toys... ones less detrimental to my health...
I am a spaz after all...

February 05, 2006 1:02 AM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

(falls over laughing)

February 05, 2006 7:21 AM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

Ah good, at least I am still funny...


funny looking...

February 05, 2006 10:22 AM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

Same as (shrugs)
Means we have character, right?

February 05, 2006 10:43 AM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

of course...
Now toys... toys...
hmmmm
oh yes, here's my tonka toy truck I was looking for...
vrrrooom...

February 05, 2006 11:38 AM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

Yeah!
Run me over! -grin-

February 05, 2006 11:42 AM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

It will be my pleasure...
anything else?

February 05, 2006 11:56 AM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

...yeah, tie me up. I can still move, see?

February 05, 2006 12:35 PM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

with what? rope, extension cords, bailing twine? Do you have a preference?

February 05, 2006 3:41 PM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

Anything. Anything you have laying about; I'm not fussed...just do it up tight, yeah? -grin-

February 05, 2006 5:56 PM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

[deviant smile]
ha ha ha
right...
just gonna use some bungee chords I found on the ground... they're a bit rusty at the hooks, but I am sure you won't mind...

February 05, 2006 11:32 PM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

Bungee cord? No, that'll never do...too elastic.
Rope, yeah, try that...

February 06, 2006 2:46 AM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

No, I think I chose quite nicely...
have you ever been tied with bungees when their wound tightly? Probably not or you would have liked my decision... They only stretch so far, and when laid upon the skin in that condition, they pinch an unbearable pain...
oh yes, even I had an older brother...

February 06, 2006 5:25 AM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

Really?
(Brightly) Oh well, in that case.... -grin-

February 06, 2006 5:36 AM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

oh good...
not that you have any choice...
and some duct tape over the mouth...
...
shew! now I can have some peace and no one disturbing me, wanting me to share, as I play with my tonka toy truck...
VaROOOOOOOM! EEERRRRR! Crash! Bang!
VARoooomreeeeerrrrreeeeeeeeeiii!!!
put put put...
damn! outta gas...
Well, I'll be back in a few hours...
gotta get some gas... you're not going too go anywhere are ya?
ha ha ha
thought not...

(my idea of torture)
[takes bow and walks away carrying a gas canister]

February 06, 2006 3:08 PM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

(muffled noise)
Mojsdkjbfsdfhsdf....
njsfguiswdnf m,ls/...
asfhjqadbk,sdvkl...
sdnjkfgwofcs...
(thinks: Barstard! I wanted to play with that truck, grrrr)

February 06, 2006 4:05 PM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

oh you'll get your chance...
yes indeed...
IN HELL!!!
um, sorry, that was out of line...
IN HELL!!!
okay, can't stop saying--IN HELL!!!
that...
um, so what's next anyway?


IN HELL!!!

February 06, 2006 4:54 PM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

Get your lighter and torture me with the flames...mmmmm...

February 07, 2006 4:21 AM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

nah... not into the whole burning flesh smell, sorry...
it would be too distracting as I would think of food the entire time...
it kind of takes away the fun of torture...
think of something else...
unless...
I had a tremendously huge vat of oil and you were covered in breaded flour and such...
mmmmm fried abs and ham...
*drool*

February 07, 2006 3:22 PM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

Now. That. Is. Weird.
You deviant! -grin-

February 07, 2006 4:12 PM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

what can I say? I'd eat people if it were legal...
um...
yes, it's weird...
but now I am hungry and there is nothing in the pantry to eat...
*sigh*
I'm too lazy to go buy food either...
now I know what the starving kids in Africa feel like...
you should see my buddha belly beginning to swell...
***!
Did I just compare myself with starving kids in Africa? Oh sweet Jesus on an abnormal popsicle stick, I am going to Hell...

February 07, 2006 6:24 PM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

I think you're already there...

February 07, 2006 6:54 PM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

op!
Well then, I guess that means you get to play with the truck...

February 07, 2006 7:42 PM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

Yeah!
Neeeoowwww....eeeeeeeeer...nnneowwwww....boom! Hahahahahahahhahah...

February 08, 2006 3:03 AM  

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