I've been here before. I did not recognize it at first and I most certainly do not remember how I got here. Where I was, though much the same physically, locally, economically, is no longer where I am. All I know is that I recognize the same stale taste in the air and know that I have tasted it once before. Like the world in Stephen King novels, my world has moved on and I have yet to catch up to it. I looked down to my feet when I realized where I was and saw that my left foot was abeyant on one side and my right in the other. If my left does not catch up soon, I will probably pull a muscle.

This here is much like a shallow pool of stagnate water, eventually, if it never again opens, then even the bacteria die. Now that I recognize the place, I can make an effort to stir once again, or welcome the fate of sinking spoliated to the bottom of a putrefied hole.

This here is much like a shallow pool of stagnate water, eventually, if it never again opens, then even the bacteria die. Now that I recognize the place, I can make an effort to stir once again, or welcome the fate of sinking spoliated to the bottom of a putrefied hole.
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Mmm...sounds like a great place! Do they take bookings?
Oh yes, it's wicked wacky alright...
No booking in advance, simply show up at the door, tell the bouncer the secret password (though if you don't know or remember it, you can always flash your boobs... Guy--that's his name--is somewhat of a deviant when it comes to female anatomy... but hell, what guy isn't these days?) and boom your in... though perhaps you might want to buy a map of the place at the gift shop before you enter... this place is really, really huge, and it is quite easy to lose oneself in here without one... there's no telling how long you may find yourself wondering around without a map to guide you to the exit...
Sounds great! -grin-
Now...where's the chocolate? I'm hungry...got to be a shop around here somewhere...
I don't think there is any chocolate here...
Like i said... this place is wicked wacky...
Ah. Well I know the password. It's "ketchup."
damn... either you're really clever or someone leaked the information...
which is it...
Oh I'm not saying...ner-ner-ner-ner-ner (pulls face)
I hear if you keep making faces, and someone slaps you really hard on the back, then your face will permanently stay that way forever...
[hard slap to the back]
Did it work???
No (sigh).
Harder, harder!
I'm tryin'... I'm tryin'...
Anything yet?
Perhaps you are not making a face that is queer enough for this urban legend to work...
try another face...
Er, no. Hahahahahah...
...you're not hitting me hard enough!
Come on, really wack me...
[cringe]
but...
um...
you're bleed--
okay...
[thwack!]
[cringe]
i keep forgetting that you are into pain...
um...
[thwack!]
Okay, I am getting a little uncomfortable...
[thwack!]
and my arm is starting to feel numb...
[thwack!]
anything yet?
'cause if not... I think this experiment doesn't work...
[thwack!]
oh! okay, I think that did something... your profile pic is staying the same way...
wait...
no...
it was like that before...
um...
i got nothin'--more
(sigh)
Wimp.
[scoff]
huh... whatever...
you're bleeding for christ's sake...
what the hell am I supposed to do... I know beating you to death would definately leave you with a permanant look upon your face... perhaps you're eyes would be crossed or ascew from the pounding to your head and your tongue felled to the side of your mouth with a pool of dried saliva mixed with your blood collect on your cheek which lay on the cold floor...
yes you'll have your damnable permanant face then... And I'll make sure you have an open casket and look like that as well...
tell me I'm a wimp...
[SMACK!]
tee hee...
Ha!
WIMP...
I'd sigh like grover or bert but you wouldn't know what that was like now would you...
Are you talking Sesame Street here?
oh jes...
how di' joo gess?
Well, even tho' I was banned from watching it as a small child (in case I learnt an American accent), I started watching it at about 14 or so...quite the thing 'round my way, y'know...
nope
Never mind.
Just hit me harder. Please. -sickly smile-
will do...
but you might want to see a psychiatrist about you and your secret fetishes of masochism over the internet with complete strangers...
-gluttonous smile-
What are you talking about?
I've known you since September!!!
Ha!
Touche'...
[SMASH!]
oh uh that was a wooden chair...
anything yet?
should we have some kind of safety word or something?
ha ha ha
hey my word verification was "fiesba..."
if that's not a fun word in spanish, it should be...
You know the word - it's ketchup.
Don't be afraid to really wack me...I'm a strong girl, y'know...
Hey, how come you get all the good word verifications? Mine are all complete gibberish....
Strong as you may be, if you're saying I am afraid of really hitting you hard, just after I broke a chair over your back, then there may be something wrong...
it's not the masochist part, but the lack of furniture around here...
I simply don't have enough chairs...
think I might buy some more...
either that or move on to something else...
I've got a bull whip....you could always use that -grin-
do you really?
grrrrrrrrawl...
I always wanted to be a dominatrix... 'cept they didn't have that major at my learning institution... Sorry to say the next best thing was a history major...
you know how kinky those professionals can get...
Of course. It was a birthday present from someone I used to go out with...
Handcuffs too...more than one set -grin-
Clearly you should have taken biology for dominatrix studies, surely?
Ah, like I said before... there was no such study at my college...
if there was, for sure I would have signed right up...
Perhaps you're thinking then that I should have gone to another college, but alas, I could not, as it was the only one I could afford on my allowance...
Anyway, where were we?
*whiplass! whiplass!*
OW! Goddamnit! it backfired and smacked me in the eye!
Mother of Pearl! Jesus that really hurts...
Now I wish I had taken those classes...
okay, this whipping thing has started to get a little old already.... perhaps you should break out some of the other toys... ones less detrimental to my health...
I am a spaz after all...
(falls over laughing)
Ah good, at least I am still funny...
funny looking...
Same as (shrugs)
Means we have character, right?
of course...
Now toys... toys...
hmmmm
oh yes, here's my tonka toy truck I was looking for...
vrrrooom...
Yeah!
Run me over! -grin-
It will be my pleasure...
anything else?
...yeah, tie me up. I can still move, see?
with what? rope, extension cords, bailing twine? Do you have a preference?
Anything. Anything you have laying about; I'm not fussed...just do it up tight, yeah? -grin-
[deviant smile]
ha ha ha
right...
just gonna use some bungee chords I found on the ground... they're a bit rusty at the hooks, but I am sure you won't mind...
Bungee cord? No, that'll never do...too elastic.
Rope, yeah, try that...
No, I think I chose quite nicely...
have you ever been tied with bungees when their wound tightly? Probably not or you would have liked my decision... They only stretch so far, and when laid upon the skin in that condition, they pinch an unbearable pain...
oh yes, even I had an older brother...
Really?
(Brightly) Oh well, in that case.... -grin-
oh good...
not that you have any choice...
and some duct tape over the mouth...
...
shew! now I can have some peace and no one disturbing me, wanting me to share, as I play with my tonka toy truck...
VaROOOOOOOM! EEERRRRR! Crash! Bang!
VARoooomreeeeerrrrreeeeeeeeeiii!!!
put put put...
damn! outta gas...
Well, I'll be back in a few hours...
gotta get some gas... you're not going too go anywhere are ya?
ha ha ha
thought not...
(my idea of torture)
[takes bow and walks away carrying a gas canister]
(muffled noise)
Mojsdkjbfsdfhsdf....
njsfguiswdnf m,ls/...
asfhjqadbk,sdvkl...
sdnjkfgwofcs...
(thinks: Barstard! I wanted to play with that truck, grrrr)
oh you'll get your chance...
yes indeed...
IN HELL!!!
um, sorry, that was out of line...
IN HELL!!!
okay, can't stop saying--IN HELL!!!
that...
um, so what's next anyway?
IN HELL!!!
Get your lighter and torture me with the flames...mmmmm...
nah... not into the whole burning flesh smell, sorry...
it would be too distracting as I would think of food the entire time...
it kind of takes away the fun of torture...
think of something else...
unless...
I had a tremendously huge vat of oil and you were covered in breaded flour and such...
mmmmm fried abs and ham...
*drool*
Now. That. Is. Weird.
You deviant! -grin-
what can I say? I'd eat people if it were legal...
um...
yes, it's weird...
but now I am hungry and there is nothing in the pantry to eat...
*sigh*
I'm too lazy to go buy food either...
now I know what the starving kids in Africa feel like...
you should see my buddha belly beginning to swell...
***!
Did I just compare myself with starving kids in Africa? Oh sweet Jesus on an abnormal popsicle stick, I am going to Hell...
I think you're already there...
op!
Well then, I guess that means you get to play with the truck...
Yeah!
Neeeoowwww....eeeeeeeeer...nnneowwwww....boom! Hahahahahahahhahah...
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