You know when you open the face of a clock or a watch, an older one (not digital), they have this tiny little spring in it that winds the fucker? Well today, I feel like that [pause] like that just popped out and hit me in the eye...


gODDAMNIT! That fucking hurts...
I got to remember to wear safety goggles when I open up clock facies...
hmmm...
Better tell you all right now, in case it is mistaken for truth, but the above was in humor and did not actually happen...
Though, my eye does really hurt... too much drywall dust this afternoon...