Drunken Philosophies and Rantings

Monday, April 10, 2006

After ten years... quiting really is for sucks...
what is it, three days until the nicotine wears off?
Godddamn it!
um...
yeah...
I think if I fail at this, I might try the nicotine free cigarettes...
the only problem with those is that A) you have to buy a carton of them (40bucks) and B) still have the hardest part of the habit to kick (the smoking part...)
meh... let's see how I do then...
um...
yeah...
my brain stopped working around noon today...
bastard sprinkler men kept coming into the room I was working today just to smoke a cigarette... I asked them politely to leave (told them I was trying to quit smoking), and they just laughed at me (then made it a sort of game to keep bugging me... (I left work early today because the assholes)...

instead of smoking I am chewing gum like a mother fucker and eating peppermints like it's my business... so instead of lung cancer, now I am trading it for cavities galore... WOOT!
God I hate people who drive slow in the fast lane...
I hate stuff in general
I hate the little yapping dogs next door, which keep me from napping...
I hate the people in general
i like popsicles and motorcycles though...
I got nothin' (else)...
-sib-

8 Feedback:

Blogger miss v wrote...

SIB...you're giving up smoking?
So, what are your reasons? I know you love cigarettes as much as the best of us *sigh*

April 10, 2006 6:24 PM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

(and yes, I do still LOVE cigarettes even though I no longer smoke them...)

April 10, 2006 6:24 PM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

'Cause I made a rule to myself a long time ago that I wouldn't smoke after the age of 25... 'cause I was supposed to be dead by all accounts by my twenty-fifth birthday from all the things I did when I was a teenager and postadolescent (Goob almost beat me to it... now look at him... he's done with both addictions... but he's a strong fucker)... That date is rapidly approaching and well... why not try now? Today was as good as any... well, perhaps not... fuckers...

April 10, 2006 9:17 PM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

Hmmm...I always thought I'd be dead by 30, so I've still a while to go yet...but now I just think the longer I'm around for, the more people I can piss off -evil grin-

April 11, 2006 6:31 AM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

right!

April 11, 2006 10:13 AM  
Blogger -goob- wrote...

good luck man.... how's it going so far?

April 11, 2006 10:36 AM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

It's going alright I guess... I've smoked about two cigarettes since sunday

April 11, 2006 11:16 AM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

Dude, you fucking better... If I'm going through all this trouble... all I gotta say is, if I catch you smoking the next time you come home... I'm gonna kill two midget strippers...

hey, that's sort of worth picking up a nasty habit isn't it...

April 12, 2006 5:27 AM  

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