I was stung by a wasp...
That's right...
A White Anglo-Saxon Protestant somehow found its way into my basement and attacked me while I was reading... The damn bastard...
luckily I killed it after it stung me only once...
once was enough I suppose cause my reaction to its sting wasn't as good as the swipe it took to kill it...
let's just say that my neck is swollen and I can't move my neck so much right now...
the bitch of it is that though the sting is tender as all hell... it is also so fucking irritated that I have to scratch it... what a painful experience that is, let me tell you...
-sib-
A White Anglo-Saxon Protestant somehow found its way into my basement and attacked me while I was reading... The damn bastard...
luckily I killed it after it stung me only once...
once was enough I suppose cause my reaction to its sting wasn't as good as the swipe it took to kill it...
let's just say that my neck is swollen and I can't move my neck so much right now...
the bitch of it is that though the sting is tender as all hell... it is also so fucking irritated that I have to scratch it... what a painful experience that is, let me tell you...
-sib-
the Omnipotent... Everybody loves SuperInsignificantBoy wrote this at 9:29 PM
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Aw, poor you! *sends sympathy*
Damn straight!
That white protestant totally kicked my ass...
Maybe it was sent from Jesus to remind you of the error of your blasphemous ways...
(I think I might be next on the list; maybe AFTER my mother...)
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