random conversation

So, I'm only putting this up here 'cause I'm a vain mother fucker and I think I am hillarious... also because there are a few random quips in honor of Sacreligious Sunday in there...
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sib7200: so what are you doing?
delayreneel: lol guess
sib7200: building an ark only to deny every living creature aboard when it floods?
delayreneel: hahahno
delayreneel: guess again
sib7200; odd cause that's what I am doing
delayreneel: nice u like ur hammer
sib7200: talking to Enron Hubbard?
delayreneel: I'm gonna steal it and decorate it
delayreneel: no
sib7200: i don't own a hammer
sib7200: hammer-less carpenter
sib7200: I am a freak
delayreneel: your a fucking carpenter and you don't own a hammer
sib7200: yup
delayreneel: I'm buying you a hammer lol
sib7200: don't use one all that often
delayreneel: ha
sib7200: if I need one, someone else has one not in use
delayreneel: lol
sib7200: I'm fucking chuck Norris... I scare the nails into place
delayreneel: lotf
sib7200: lotf... hmmm I got nuthin
delayreneel: i was laughing fell outta my chair and was on the floor
delayreneel: i do that a lot
sib7200: need a new chair, thinks I...
I am a carpenter
sib7200: he he he
delayreneel: lol
sib7200: with no hammer... *sigh*
delayreneel: your like jesus' father Joseph
delayreneel; there's your Sunday school lesson
sib7200: nah... I don't tolerate cheating women
delayreneel: lol
delayreneel: actually Joseph is Jesus step-dad
sib7200: and Mary and Joseph were engaged when Mary fucked around on him
delayreneel: haha
sib7200; and the church has it's fascinations with protitutes...
Mary Magdalene, Mary the mother of Jesus...
you know why don't you?
delayreneel: lol
delayreneel: why don't I?
sib7200: it's not because the men who wrote the bible are sexist pigs, treating all holy women as whores...
it's cause priests have to be celibate... and thus, being guys... can only think about loose women... delayreneel: lol
sib7200: okay I made that up...
sib7200: but it sounds plausible
delayreneel: yeh it does and prettty funny
sib7200: actually, early priests were allowed to marry and have children... so whatever
sib7200: so how's it goin sides it all?
delayreneel: my ribs hurt......i should just eat them with some sauce
sib7200: soy or barBQ?
delayreneel: barbq
sib7200: right
sib7200: not of fan of ribs myself
sib7200: the only pork I like is bacon
delayreneel: me either
delayreneel; im a chicken
delayreneel: eater
delayreneel: lol
sib7200: gulrgle bacon mmmmmmmm... *drool*
sib7200: chicken is the best meat there is
delayreneel: poor piggy
sib7200: callen me a pig?
sib7200: jeez
delayreneel: no cuz you eat bacon
sib7200: yesh....
sib7200: they all deserved it I swear
sib7200: they were convicted felons everyone
delayreneel: ha
sib7200: something about crime that tastes soooo goood
sib7200: okay... I got nothin
delayreneel: yeh
delayreneel: random
delayreneel: gerrrrr
sib7200: gerrrrr?
delayreneel: yeh
delayreneel: gerrr
delayreneel: im a tiger
sib7200: were you growling at me?
delayreneel: lol yeh
sib7200: ah you were... you were
sib7200: ha ha ha
delayreneel: lol
sib7200: im not guessing your type of animal
delayreneel: im a primate...we all are
sib7200: not me
delayreneel: are you a robot along with chris?
sib7200: ive been catagorized differently
sib7200: hell no
sib7200: I'm....
delayreneel: oh really
sib7200: I'm....
sib7200: I'm ... Batman!
delayreneel: snort
delayreneel: hahahhahahha
sib7200: neener neener neener neener batmat!
delayreneel: and robin
sib7200: BATMAN... batman
sib7200: fuck robinI fried 'im and ate 'im up for lunch I did
delayreneel: usuck ass i liked robin
sib7200: so did I...
...
he tasted quite good
delayreneel: psh posh
sib7200: not very filling though... [picks teeth]

delayreneel signed off at 9:00:46 PM.

delayreneel (9:03:32 PM): dumbass interent
sib7200: spshh
sib7200: no sweating the small shit
delayreneel: it gets very adjitating
sib7200: do tell
sib7200: or not... I am having an apathy attack
delayreneel: lol
sib7200: comes and goes
delayreneel: apathy attack eh
sib7200: lasts for only a minute or two
sib7200: yup
sib7200: rare disease
delayreneel: awwer u should have more lol
sib7200: more what?
delayreneel: n/m
delayreneel: awerrrrrrr
delayreneel: gerrr now im a bear
sib7200: watch out for crocodiles
sib7200: if you are standing next to open water
delayreneel: yess croc hunter is out to get me
delayreneel: i am
delayreneel: didn't u know there's a river in my house
sib7200: really...
sib7200: that's on this side of peachy
delayreneel: of course it is
sib7200: yesh... that's why I said it was
sib7200: Anthony the anteater a(e)loped along with Annie the agriculturalist in Amsterdam
delayreneel: i speak fluent namreg
sib7200: ah... well, I speak crappy Spanish
delayreneel: which is bullshit German
delayreneel: someone actually asked me if that was a language
delayreneel: i laughing and said yes of course
sib7200: isn't it?
delayreneel: on the planet Uranus
sib7200: your'anus
delayreneel: my anus ? lol
sib7200: i got nothun
delayreneel: I'm thinking of building a rocket and duct taping my pope doll to it
sib7200: as long as you send the rocket my direction, so I can have your doll, that's cool
delayreneel: no u can't have him
sib7200: then bugger off
delayreneel: he's mine
sib7200: and I will steal 'im
delayreneel: no u steal him i kick u
sib7200: today is British accent day
delayreneel: no its every Tuesday
sib7200: 'no, that's just be random to your co-workers day (official day of course)
sib7200: today is actual titled sacrilegious Sunday
delayreneel: no today is sleep....day
sib7200: the day of rest and the day of roast---ing the lord
delayreneel: ha
sib7200: I've not done anything special today though...
sib7200: just the usual
delayreneel: sleep...eat...sleep....talk online
sib7200: sitting in a park during mass and read a book
delayreneel: nice
sib7200: meh... i do what I can
sib7200: sorry, the apathy attack is back
delayreneel: yesh
delayreneel: lol
sib7200: it lasts one to two mins but it reoccurs every other five
sib7200: goob has his anxiety and I have my apathy
delayreneel: wow
delayreneel: lol
sib7200: goob's lucky, his cure comes in pill form
sib7200: mine... JESUS!
delayreneel: stop making me laugh my ribs hurrrrt
sib7200: like taking ridalin as a child... I stash jesus under my pillow until I can find a good time to dispose him