(set to the tune "If I only had a Brain")

I wouldn't while away the hours,
Blamin higher powers
Thinking of my pain.
And my ankle they'd be fixin'
While my wallet wasn't ichin'
If I only had health insurrance... ba de ba da ba do...

Hey shut up! It's a great song. I hear it's climbing the charts in Albania. Oh, and if anyone sees the man today on their walk-abouts, can you tell him I need a fracking job too please...