Drunken Philosophies and Rantings: HELP!

Saturday, May 06, 2006

HELP!

I'm trapped inside some kind of prison...
It's some kind of paper bag...
I tried to talk the guard at the front into letting me out but he just told me to get lost...
and now I am...
and it's starting to rain now...
the bag is getting all wet...
and I am lost...
you know...
in a wet paper bag...
um...
that I couldn't talk my way out of...
*cough*

4 Feedback:

Blogger -goob- wrote...

a wet paper bag? just rip your way through it

May 06, 2006 11:12 AM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

what are you talking about? I can't do that...

May 06, 2006 3:17 PM  
Blogger miss v wrote...

Maybe you should get the guard to bring you some food and sneak out while he's gone?
If he's guarding a paper bag I expect he's pretty stupid...

May 07, 2006 7:46 AM  
Blogger SuperInsignificantBoy wrote...

Actually the guard is just a cardboard cut-out that has a bubble saying, "Get Lost!"
So, I doubt very much that even if I could find my way to the guard again, which I can't, I don't think I could convince him to leave and get me food... 'cause duh... he's made of cardboard... and... you know... doesn't speak English...
he's an immigrant cardboard cut-out...
and the only phrase he seems to know is, "Get Lost!"
That's all he ever seemed to say...
...
...
*sigh*
I got nothin'

May 09, 2006 12:27 AM  

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